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North Korea, a proud member of the Axis of Evil, dispatches this truculent epistle from an underground bunker where they horde American food shipments and gaily karaoke Judy Garland records:

"The claim that we admitted developing nuclear weapons is an invention fabricated by the U.S. with sinister intentions...[and] if the United States evades its responsibility and challenges us, we'll turn the citadel of imperialists into a sea of fire."