Sunday, August 17, 2003

Leftist Dictator Idi Amin Dada Oumee Kicks The Oxygen Habit

Speaking from a dilapidated hut and sporting last year's fashion in nose bones, the brother of the deceased recalls his "gifted" sibling and claims his murderous regime a group hallucination concocted by his enemies. Unfortunately, the rest of his historical revisions were cut short when the reporter in question fled the dwelling because of a stench he described as "body odor that could bend a crowbar."

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